By Popular Demand

[herb.net.com">kenny]

Howdy!

I received umpty-three million requests at LISA, from people
that wanted me to e-mail them the text of NET's infamous 
"Eng_Adm Get List" T-shirt.   So here it is, even if you 
didn't want it. :-)

(Eng_Adm is our systems administration mail alias)

enjoy.

Regards,    Kenny
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* I didn't touch a thing. * Why can`t you give me the root password? * I want
more disk space, now! * It was working fine a minute ago. * I typed rm -rf,
but I didn't really mean to. *  How come SPARC binaries won't work on my 3/50?
* I just turned it off and on a couple of times. * What's an alias? * It must
be a hardware problem. * This will only take you a minute. * Can you restore
/tmp/junk from February of 87? * X Windows isn't working on my VT100! * I 
didn't realize the type of coax made any difference. * How do I post an 
article to alt.sex.bondage? * I just plugged my RS-232 port into my phone
jack. * Is the unix broken? * My bin directory is missing! * Someone spilled 
coffee on my keyboard. * I need to be the owner of all of the files in
/usr/kvm. * How can I send mail to my friend on BITNET? * What makes you think
it is my software? * My Mac is much easier to use. * Why is her disk quota 
bigger than mine? * What jumpers? * I can't login to my ethernet. * Don't you 
know where I put my source code? * I need to borrow your CD-ROM for 2 months. *
Where can I find all of those GIF files? * Honest, it just stopped working. *
But I like the old OS a lot better. * Can you read this TK50 VMS tape onto my
Sun? * I can do it... I used to be a Systems Administrator. * Can`t this be
done after I go home? * It says, "Run fsck manually". * I need you to reboot 
my floppy drive. * What does RTFM mean? * How hard can it be to do a simple
upgrade? * My system just crashed. * Now how did that file get in there? * But
the vendor says this should be, "Plug and play". * This is going to cost us 
how much!? * A System Administrator doesn't do hardware. * My machine needs 
more memory. * Is my monitor suppose to smoke? * Just stay late. * It was fine,
until I moved the disk drive over to there. * I can guarantee you that my 
program is flawless. * Oops... *

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