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I noticed how much people depend on their systems administrators,
and so it inspired the following:

	The Lord is my SysAdmin 
	    by Jim Annis

(With apologies to Psalms 23)
 
The Lord is my SysAdmin, I shall lack no good system resource.
    He makes me use secure passwords,
He leads me to my name server,
    He restores my data.
He guides me in the 'man' pages of righteousness 
   for His name's sake.
Even though I witness
    the router failures and disk crashes of death,
I will fear no core dumps,
    for you are with me;
Your root login and Sniffer comfort me.
 
You prepare dial-in connections for me
    when I'm far away from the main net.
You provide 7x24 support;
    My productivity overflows.
Surely long uptimes and high bandwidth will follow me 
    all the days of my life,
and I will keep my login account forever.