[SAGE] number of eggs in my inbox

["John Miller" <millerj@metro.dst.or.us>]

I don't know about anyone else, but all these eggs in my inbox are
getting mixed in with SPAM....

Mr. Bun (Eric Idle):  Morning.
Waitress (Terry Jones):  Morning.
Mr. Bun:  What have you got, then?

Waitress:  Well, there's egg and bacon;
egg, sausage, and bacon;
egg and SPAM;
egg, bacon, and SPAM;
egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM;
SPAM, bacon, sausage, and SPAM;
SPAM, egg, SPAM, SPAM, bacon, and SPAM;
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg, and SPAM;
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans,
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM;
or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with
truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and SPAM.
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Next we can all sing, "He's a lumberjack and he's OK!"
Good sysadmin theme song.